Anyone who knows me now will inform you of my love of Sony. I'm not as devoted as a friend of mine, who I actually believe would lay down his life should someone threaten to vandalise a PS3, but I do enjoy them as a company, from their consoles to their MP3 players. Anyway. I'm getting a little bit distracted here. I'm here today to talk to you about the behemouth that is Metal Gear Solid.
Now, until recently, I had never played Metal Gear, although I still considered myself a fan. I know what happened in number one. I watched the last two hours of two. Three almost past me by, but I had a muck around for an hour or so. Four sits proudly on my shelf next to the other two PS3 games I could afford, mainly because of Metal Gear Online which is just pure genius and kicks Call of Duty 4 out of the park. The thing is, they're amazing games. And the story is epic. And I love Hideo Kojima. The man's a legend. But I just don't get on with the games. They're too long (says the man who plays every Final Fantasy) and the game play is pointless. With every game, I end up sitting down with my friend (the Sony enthusiast I mentioned earlier) and asking him to recount the epic tale. And so I have a proposal. Mr Kojima takes his wonderful games, and turns then into films. Which is quite obviously how they were meant to be in the first place.
You see, the problem is that he has too much to tell. There are so many damn cutscenes. In Final Fantasy, you play the game with the intention of getting to the next beautiful five minutes of film. In MGS, you watch the cutscenes to get to the next ten minutes of gameplay! I like the gameplay. Not as much as other games, but it's worth playing. And I don't want to miss the story so refuse to skip the cutscenes. It leaves me in some strange Catch-22 where I'm bewildered, confused and then playing Drake's Fortune just to make myself comfortable with the world again. Please Mr Kojima. Make them into a film. I love your little world, but I want a computer game, not some strange hybrid...
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I think everyone agrees Metal Gear films would be awesome- but for the love of gods, they've got to get someone capable to do the dialogue instead of whoever they have now. Ugh.
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